Too Fast To Live

In Soviet Russia, life fucks you.

July 29, 2014 12:00 pm
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“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”

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Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm.  (via jamesfrancozpenis)

(Source: moscowisburning, via chowchillin)

July 28, 2014 12:00 pm

alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

(via chowchillin)

July 27, 2014 12:00 pm

sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

(via chowchillin)

July 26, 2014 12:00 pm
stfumras:

tofumotherfucker:

theycallmeabbey:

wallyedge:

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masou-shoujo:

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DREAM

Perfection

stfumras:

tofumotherfucker:

theycallmeabbey:

wallyedge:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

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(via gorogoroiu)

July 25, 2014 12:00 pm July 24, 2014 12:00 pm

ineedmasculism:

badgerdash-cumberquat:

Spread this like wildfire

This online author (x) write terrible articles that only continue societies sexist views

I’m not saying you guys should all tweet at him

but you should ALL tweet at him and let him know just what you think of this sexist bullshit

PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND GET THE WORD AROUND

:’( it would be a shame if people actually did tweet him and make fun of his awful gross sexist ass: hint do it

(Source: levi-dont-survey-the-corpse, via dragonfist93)

July 23, 2014 12:00 pm

airtrafficcontroller:

no-this-is-jarod:

telapathetic:

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

you sure about that? lemme just check one thing.

*clears throat*

WHAT TEAM?

WILDCATS

(via starcandii)

July 22, 2014 12:00 pm

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

(via dragonfist93)

July 21, 2014 12:00 pm

su-ic-id-al:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

(via ohmycarveredlund)

July 20, 2014 12:00 pm

commanderknotty:

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

(Source: duinesidhe, via itsjustjosie)