Too Fast To Live

In Soviet Russia, life fucks you.

October 20, 2014 12:00 pm

muchymozzarella:

merlions:

twigwise:

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Look at Esmeralda tho, she like da fuck you smokin old man get out of my damn face, you creepy
Beautiful

No dudebros seriously every time you think that a girl is responsible for your bodily urges, you are Frollo

you are Frollo and you will die a fiery death

so yeah

don’t be Frollo

(Source: disneydeviants, via ohmycarveredlund)

October 19, 2014 12:00 pm October 18, 2014 12:00 pm
keightmaclean:


"The Birth Of Suburbia" by Rosaleen Ryan

I think this might be perfect

keightmaclean:

"The Birth Of Suburbia" by Rosaleen Ryan

I think this might be perfect

(Source: artofoverwhelm, via edwardspoonhands)

October 17, 2014 12:00 pm

New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

(via notthatjonwang)

October 16, 2014 12:00 pm
propergoodlike:

look at this shit eating grin. this man thinks he has posed an unanswerable question to evolutionary biologists that will shake the very foundation of the theory of evolution to its core when any 14-year-old can tell you that we literally did not evolve from monkeys. amazing

propergoodlike:

look at this shit eating grin. this man thinks he has posed an unanswerable question to evolutionary biologists that will shake the very foundation of the theory of evolution to its core when any 14-year-old can tell you that we literally did not evolve from monkeys. amazing

(via dragonfist93)

October 15, 2014 12:00 pm
fish-ghost:

Roy: I got two birds~

fish-ghost:

Roy: I got two birds~

(via fuckyeahbatfamily)

October 14, 2014 12:00 pm

harroldstyle:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT 

(Source: harrystyle420, via chowchillin)

October 13, 2014 12:00 pm

lelaphantnotbroccolisaur:

aboatmaleprivilege:

Well, there’s always Power Girl with her sidekick Tactless Boob Window…

Guys, you do realize this entire episode was about how modern day feminism has devolved into mindless man hate? That woman is a supervillain who’s basically a radical feminist. She teaches the powerpuff girls to find oppression in everything. For instance, the professor asks them to clean their rooms, and they berate him for assuming it’s a woman’s place to clean. Never mind the fact that he just finished cleaning the entire house and only asked them to do their part. Femme Fatale continues to rob banks, but convinces the girls that putting a fellow sister in jail would be wrong. After all, they have to stand together to fight the evil men. By the end of the episode, the girls realize that Femme Fatale isn’t a good person. Just because she claims to be a feminist doesn’t mean she actually cares about equal rights. They take her to jail, and learn a valuable lesson about equality. Namely, just because there may still be harmful stereotypes about women, fighting back with violence and general douchebaggery only makes things worse.

(Source: tokomon, via itsjustjosie)

October 12, 2014 12:00 pm

flippy-feelings:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

(Source: depressed--equestrian, via dragonfist93)

October 11, 2014 12:00 pm

jimmynovakancy:

*me at a party* so who wants to talk about intersectionality in feminism?

(Source: princusbeau, via dragonfist93)