Too Fast To Live

In Soviet Russia, life fucks you.

April 16, 2014 12:00 pm April 15, 2014 12:00 pm

walmart-dop-com:

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

(via ohmycarveredlund)

April 14, 2014 5:00 pm
ask-the-awesome-armin-arlert:

This is why you need to join the survival corps

ask-the-awesome-armin-arlert:

This is why you need to join the survival corps

(via doctorbuttbutt)

4:15 pm
asianfetus:

all these games and u decided to play me….

asianfetus:

all these games and u decided to play me….

(via calidian)

3:53 pm 12:00 pm

sekondbrain:

Almost done with school. the pressure to marry is exerted on me from the elders too.

11:24 am

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

(via calidian)

April 13, 2014 12:00 pm April 12, 2014 12:00 pm

bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

(Source: busket, via sekondbrain)

April 11, 2014 12:00 pm

momokarrt:

yellowfarvardin:

aclassyhobo:

supernatural taught me that if i have kids, 2 is the perfect number. because if you have 3 kids, the older two are just gonna put the youngest one through hell.

HOW DARE YOU

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(via oh-i-was-supposed-to-lie)