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January 31, 2012 2:12 am

the-sexpert:

But What Do They Do With Their Legs — Julia Sweeney at The Guardian

thesexuneducated:

ouyangdan:

Let me freeze this scene for a moment and say that I considered myself an enlightened, open-minded, sex-is–no-big-deal parent, yet I hadn’t truly prepared myself for this conversation. I had read a few parenting books and they all seemed to advise the same thing, which was, when your child starts to ask you about sex, or really anything that is complicated and multifaceted, just answer the exact question they ask. Nothing more. Don’t elaborate. Don’t over-share.

You guize, this is beautifully hilarious.

Thank you, Red, for sharing this!

This was absolutely brilliant. A wonderful account of a mother attempting to tell their child about sex for the first time. A must read! 

Actually laughed out loud. 

(via fuckyeahsexeducation)

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    Cackling all the way through this article. THE BEST.
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    Fun fact: I never got “the talk” from my parents. Information just...its own accord...
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    This article is hilarious. I love children. (Note to self: I need to say “Now is the time to take off my pants.”) My...
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    My parents NEVER...“The Talk” with me....figured it out by...
  12. drtanner reblogged this from salmonking and added:
    I don’t think I even remember my mother ever explaining this shit to me, but I know it, so she must have done. :/ Then...
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    This is kind of like what my mom did re: explaining except I am sure I was not nearly as hilarious in my reactions. And...
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    So when the article was all “When my daughter Mulan—” in the first sentence, I was already hooked.
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    …like if they’re in love with each other, well, then, they can be naked together.” “But how do they know when?” Mulan...
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    Actually laughed out loud.
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    But What Do They Do With Their Legs — Julia Sweeney at The Guardian...probably what...
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    Mulan asked, “Where do women keep their eggs?” “Well,” I said, “we women have evolved to have our own pond, right inside...